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goddessofcheese:

This Life is Problematic: Rolan Quarn is the greatest turian ever

inf3ctionz:

So I’ve been doing some research for my story.  Which led to me to do a google search of Rolan Quarn, or as most people will probably know him, the turian con ‘artist’ from the Citadel DLC.  

Turns out the guy’s actually been involved in the series since August 2010 where he popped up on Cerberus News Network, after he stole the identity of Delumcore System’s CEO after he died of a heart attack a week into a holiday, then ran the company successfully for two years before getting caught by a routine traffic stop noticing discrepancies in his geneprint.

Three days after, he slipped free of a tracking bracelet and police escort and escaped the planet, but only after leaving a recorded message thanking many of Delumcore’s employees by name and giving advice for the future, ending the note by saying: “Sorry about the bail.  I wish everyone the best.  I’ve never been prouder of the people I’ve worked with, and that’s saying something.”

Then, on New Year’s Eve, he steals the Times Square New Year’s Eve ball (which is four metres in diameter and weighs 5185kg) from the Citadel by himself, before returning it later with a note saying “C-Sec needs funds.  You can smuggle anything onto this station.”

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Then he shows up in the Citadel DLC with the sexiest voice ever and basically tells you how he’s future Robin Hood.  But turian.  

He may only show up for five minutes in the game, but my god, what a legend.

(via hayllyn)

constantcalibrations:

spookypbj:

Mass effect one. What.
Battle system, how even?
I’m going to cry

Mass Effect One, yes

Wait you can’t romance garrus?

fuck i quit this shit

(via turianfetish)